Root Greeting Cards

When you forget to give your plants proper, sunlight, water and care, it hurts them! They were all rooting for you, how dare you let them down. Show off your love for your plants and all plants by gifting this funny, Tyra melt down meme parody, plant greeting card.

Go Country this Christmas with this funny Santa parody mug.

Root yourself in the dirt and find your center within your skeleton! This skelly babe is feeling their inner zen by doing their weekly yoga stretches. It's all bones, babe!

This packed design is dedicated to all potato lovers. Y'all be hella sluts for them delicious starch-filled root vegetables. Don't be shy about it, express yourself with this quirky design!

You did it! You and your green thumb did wonders and got them vegetables out of bed. Time to pick the best ones and harvest.

Bud, aloe me to explain. My apathy stems from a deep rooted, soiled perspective of my experiences. I seed the world, ya know? I just don't give a succ anymore!

Celebrate the roots of the Christmas season and it's pagan origins with this Pagan themed, holiday shirt. You're sure to be blessed this yule season and winter solstice by gifting this festive holiday greeting card.

When those deep cuts make you feel a bit exposed, it's okay to be vulnerable and cry! Life is a layered experience and crying is just a reaction, and often a strength of your flavor. Show your emotional maturity and allow yourself to feel with this cute onion!

Get ready to play Santa Claus with this hilarious greeting card! Our "Put the Drunken Pagan Debauchery Back into Christmas" card is the perfect way to bring some light-hearted joy to the upcoming holiday season. Inspired by the true roots of Christmas, this playful card is sure to make any recipient smile. Whether you want to give your friend the gift of laughter or you're looking for a unique way to send season's greetings to your coworkers, this card is a great solution. So grab a glass of eggnog, cozy up by the fire, and let the good times roll with this Winter Solstice-inspired design. Don't settle for a boring holiday season - celebrate the true reason for the season in style with our hilarious greeting card. Order yours today and spread the cheer!